• Nov
    28

    Pictures of Iowa Bathroom Adulterers

    If you enjoy gossip and tabloid fodder, you can check out some pictures and background information of the Iowa fans who copulated in the Metrodome bathroom by clicking here.

    Apparently one of them cannot recall the incident, and the other has yet to comment.

    Some people find this incident disgusting and others find it enticing. Personally, I find it to be ridiculous. Anyone who makes a rational choice to engage in such behavior is open game for all of the embarrassing press that follows.

    Let’s compare a Minnesotan’s perspective of a romantic venue with that of the two infamous Iowans. The two views are only a few words apart:

    Minnesota Fans

    Accompanied by a trusted companion in a candlelit suite,

    sipping champagne by a swirling spa,

    the scent of flowers intoxicates their senses.

    The Infamous Iowa Fans

    Accompanied by a random person in a neon-lit bathroom stall,

    slamming beer by a swirling toilet,

    the scent of a bathroom intoxicates their senses.

    Once the Twins start their season, I’m going to have a hard time walking into the men’s room without cracking a smile.

4 Responses to “Pictures of Iowa Bathroom Adulterers”

  1. Wait … is this post supposed to mean that, comparatively, Minnesotans are more cultured and classy than Iowans?

    What a pathetic comparison. That is like saying that manure is superior to another form of animal excrement, because it is cleaner and easier to handle with a rake — at the end of the day, they are both still feces.

    In closing, no one who lives in a place that is A) so ravaged with cold for half of the year that catwalks are built between buildings so that no one has to go outside; and B) so ravaged with mosquitoes the other half of the year that people have to buy highly-priced machines to divert the insects from their homes can ever imply that ANYONE is less ignorant than they.

  2. In response to your comment, Bernard:

    1. The difference in average temperature between Des Moines and Minneapolis is only 5 degrees. Check out http://www.cityrating.com/averagetemperature.asp for clarification. The difference is consistent throughout the year. It baffles me that Iowans claim Minnesota is “ravaged with cold” when they have nearly identical weather. Maybe people are confusing northern Minnesota (near Canada) with the Twin Cities?

    2. This particular post was not referring to Iowans in general, but to “The Infamous Iowa Fans” caught in the bathroom. For a reaction to my first-hand experience at the Iowa/Minnesota game check out the post http://buckbravo.com/?p=301 and remember that my personal experience was with Iowa fans at the game, and not Iowans in general.

    3. “Class” is a difficult concept to define or discern, and I am not a fan of social elitism. I don’t care where people are from, but most will agree that getting it on in a crowded, dirty, smelly public bathroom with a married person is universally accepted to be “classless.”

  3. As a loyal Hawkeye fan, I agree with Bernard that it’s like saying manure isn’t manure. Comparing Iowa to Minnesota and claiming that one is better than another is like sating that chicken manure isn’t manure since its good for fertilizing corn. Chicken manure is full of nitrogen fertilizer and has a way different odor on your fields from pig manure but they are both manure. Just because one is a better fertilizer doesn’t change that. Same thing with Iowa and Minnesota.

  4. Maybe she got stuck on the second level like I did with the 4th quarter just starting. I went up to the second level (stopped by the women’s room by myself first) to visit a highschool friend, had a Summit beer (they don’t serve that at Kinnick) and was told…too bad..the only way out is out the door and MAYBE if I am lucky..I can go down to the lower level 15 minutes after the game. I even left my husband at our seats with my coat and my friends. Having attended the Iowa clinching of the Co-Big Ten Championship in Minnesota when we (not I in particular) tore down the goal post. I suppose I understand their paranoia..however as a ticket holder with my stub..not happy. Lucky for me, My other fun Cyclone friend who only went to the game with her Hawkeye husband and her fun friends…was at the bar across the street. That is where I landed and we hooked up with our husbands…the only naughtiness that occured was a few applejacks. Anyway..you may hate us Iowans (not Iwegians). However..I have never seen a I hate Minnesota t-shirt at Kinnick stadium or any other college team. I saw many “I hate Iowa” shirts at the dome. Who’s classy now?

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